A dialog with you, the reader
Matt: Hey! Thanks for dropping in to my blog, Nerf-Coated World! I'd just like to take a moment to—
You: Uh huh.
Matt: ...a moment to tell you that I'm doing some upgrades at the moment—adding features, cleaning up some code—
You: Yeah.
Matt: ...which, of course will result in much improved functionality — or should I say, Much Improved Functionality©!
Matt's inner monologue: Genius! Giving it that copyright sign is a refreshingly clever play on the trite perennial promises that are in no short supply throughout the Internet! Howell, what ever will you think of n—
You: Are you done?
Matt: ...yeah. I'm just saying, if you see any links that do weird things or something, just, you know, don't worry about it.
You: You do realize I've read Jeff Goldstein's website, right?
Matt: ...Well, I thought maybe—
You: Okay, well that's where you went wrong. A little less "thinking" on your part, and I think we'd all enjoy this experience a little more.
Matt:—
You: 'kay?
Matt: Yeah. Sure.
You: Okay.
Posted by Matt at November 17, 2004 2:17 PM
