Nerf-Coated World

Anna Nicole Drugs

It's true. Cocaine is a fantastic appetite suppressant.

So outrageous.

(supa-fly jive handslap: Protein Wisdom)

Matt doesn't do drugs update: Okay, so I've been informed that cocaine wouldn't make Anna Nicole act so sloppy and goofy. According to our Chief Narcotics Correspondent/Testing Department, had she been taking the C-Train, she would have "had a whole lot more energy. Kinda like bouncing off the walls, not falling down sloppy."

So noted.

Posted by Matt at November 15, 2004 11:48 PM