Love coupons
Dave at Garfield Ridge has the perfect Valentine's Day gift for the man who needs a last-minute something special to give his special lady: love coupons.
One dinner at a restaurant with silverware.
Five minutes of open, honest communication before wall of denial and deception slams back down forever.
Ah, romance.
This just in! The Onion has exclusive footage of Bin Laden's latest video: Latest Bin Laden Videotape Wishes America 'A Crappy Valentine's Day'
"Allah willing, embarrassment and tearful rejection shall rule this day," bin Laden said. "Paper hearts shall be rent and trod upon, and dreams of love delivered stillborn. Body language shall be misinterpreted, crushes unrequited, and sincere expressions of affection mocked. Invitations to dinner will be rejected, just as Americans have rejected Allah, the one true God."
Posted by Matt at February 14, 2005 11:58 AM
