Shocking
The world of entertainment has shocked me again. First, Brad and Jennifer split up, and now there's this:
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Hollywood couple Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have split after dating for nearly three years, People magazine reported.I'm utterly taken aback. Who the hell knew that Orlando Bloom wasn't gay?
I mean:
Am I right?
Update: Evidently my gay-dar is seriously broken. I've been told by a number of girls today that the Lovely Mr. Bloom's heterosexuality has been common knowledge for years. I guess that's the kind of thing you'd investigate, were he an object of your affection. Kind of like trying to find out if Angelina Jolie swings both ways.
Which, she does, right? Because that's hot.
Posted by Matt at February 2, 2005 10:18 AM
