Great way to make some bucks
This is just sick. Creative, and funny, but sick:
Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. ... I rescued him several months ago. ... I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that’s for sure.As of today, he's raised over $17,000. I don't approve of the hostage-taking tactics. But I also don't know who to blame for the bad example -- Al Qaeda or Oral Roberts.Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.
I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise.
In related news, March 15th is National Eat an Animal for PETA Day. Mmmmm, meat!
Link via Alex Knapp.
Posted by Matt at March 9, 2005 6:22 PM
