Nerf-Coated World

Life recommendation

  1. Take one (1) hour during the middle of a sunny, warm day (preferably 70 to 85 degrees).*
  2. Procure approximately 12 to 20 square feet of unshaded horizontal or near-horizontal surface, suitable for placing an elongated human body, free from auditory distractions.
  3. Lay there, either prone or on back; close eyes and relax until warm.
Enjoy the extra length added to your day.

When lunch hour is taken, makes an afternoon of drudgery an order of magnitude more bearable.

Posted by Matt at April 13, 2005 1:56 PM