The Drudge Report, Condensed, Vol. I
BREAKING!!! PRINCE CHARLES! PRINCESS CONSORT CAMILLA! MICHAEL JACKSON! TERRORISTS! PALESTINE! GUMBLEDY GOO! SHOCKING HEADLINES! TOO MANY GOD-DAMNED SIRENS! REEEEHHHHWWWNNNNNNNNNNEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!! GOD I'M HEMMHORAGING!!! HALASDFLKASDFJWERKJGLKJJJJJ!!!!! JIHAD! BUSH'S IPOD! DEVELOPING... TED KENNEDY DRUNK AGAIN! RIGHT-WING NUTJOBS! MORE CRAZINESS IN BERKELEY! TEACHER: HAD SEX WITH STUDENT! STUDENT EXPELLED FOR DRAWING CARTOON! EXCLAMATION POINTS, OH CRAP! DEFENSE ATTORNEY CLAIMS BIAS! MACAULEY CULKIN! BARBRA STREISAND! EISNER! DISNEY! MSM! CNNABCUSATIMESCBSGALLUPWTF: BUSH APPROVAL UP 1%! REEHHNNNGNGINNGNNGNNNNN!!!!!
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