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Word to the wise

For all who own one of these:

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Acura MDX, weight: 5,732 lbs

If the car's battery is dead and will not start, do not sit behind the wheel with your left leg out the driver's side door and push with the ball of your foot so that you may reposition the vehicle into an open parking spot 80 feet away, in spite of the apparent logic of making it more accessible so as to facilitate jumping the battery. Whereas you may successfully move the vehicle into position, the jump may not, in fact, be successful (whereas a call to your auto club will bring a man with a portable battery charger), and instead you may end up with quite the injury to your thigh, calf, lower back, and general groinal area.

Ow.

Posted by Matt at June 22, 2005 02:01 AM

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Matt, just so you know, I'm praying for your general groinal area. Are you in traction or something?

Posted by: Bob at June 29, 2005 11:52 AM

No, I'm fine. I was just really sore for a couple of days.

But it's nice to know you were thinking of my general groinal area.

Posted by: Matt at June 29, 2005 01:30 PM

Hey!!! I've been checking your blog to see if you were alive or dead... but I guess you were somewhere in between... injured. You kind of dropped of the face of the earth for a while...

Man, sounds like you did a number on yourself. Hope you are ok...

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